Thursday, October 06, 2005

How Cute

" Simpson, in particular, became a reality-TV darling, with her tendency to make embarrassing, yet endearing blunders, such as confusing Chicken of the Sea brand tuna for actual chicken and believing that buffalo wings were actually made of buffalo."

You say endearing, I say unforgivable ignorance paraded around the entire country. I find it interesting that most Americans would find this behavior "endearing." This is what we look up to. This is what we want our wives to be like; little dumbasses who are so reliant and pampered that they haven’t grasped the most basic things.

1 comment:

amber* leigh said...

I cannot agree with you more. Sometimes I feel like some kind of righteous bitch or feminazi or something when I think about the kinds of women who are admired above most in this world, but I guess I'm not as far-removed as I thought. I thought that I was particularly disgusted because I happen to share the same gender as some of them, but I'm glad to know that I'm not overreacting. I truly don't remember the last time I heard of a female celebrity that I thought might be interesting to talk to. It's really fucking disgusting to see the way that women act and treat themselves. Andrew's fourteen-year-old cousins were wearing micro-mini skirts at the grandparents' anniversary party because it's acceptable to show off your barely-pubescent ass. That's what will get you the things you want and the attention you need, girls! Shake what your mama gave you in those tiny little skirts that your mama gave you!

Excuse me, I have to go vomit.